I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! Jokes, Humor.

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I Fart, She Farts, He Farted, we are all farting! Jokes, Humor.

Oxymorons

Act naturally
Found missing
Resident alien
Advanced BASIC
Genuine imitation
Safe sex
Airline food
Good grief
Same difference
Almost exactly
Government worker
Sanitary landfill
Alone together
Legally drunk
Silent scream
Living dead
Small crowd
Business ethics
Soft Rock
Butt head
Military intelligence
Software documentation
New classic
"Now then ..."
Passive aggression
Taped live
Clearly misunderstood
Peace force
Temporary tax increase
Computer jock
Plastic glasses
Terribly pleased
Computer security
Political science
Tight slacks
Definite maybe
Pretty ugly
Twelve-ounce pound cake
Diet ice cream
Working vacation
Exact estimate
Religious tolerance
One man crew
City Planning
Happy Marriage
Jumbo Shrimp
Liberal Thinker
Easy monthly payments

....and an all-time favorite:

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