We know that a lot of you come to this sight seeking the knowledge and wisdom of other farters. Perhaps the most sought-after advice is how to create, with materials you have at home, a catastrophic fart that turn your friends absolutely green with envy.

Please handle the information we are about to give you with great care. We here at IFarted.com do not want to be held responsible for any possible destruction of property or injuries that may result. You really should consult a physician before begining any highly "reactive" diet. You've been warned. We care.

The secret to success actually rests in the basic formula used by perfume makers. A really great smelling fart has two basic ingredients; A "launcher", usually alcohol, and a "stinker", usually some decaying organic matter mixed with a nasal irritant.

For example, bad hamburger just isn't enough by itself. Now mix it will some spicy chili and you're on your way, but it's still "flat"... meaning that you have to pretty much bend down to the bowl and take a whiff before it grabs you. That's lame -- you want something that comes and GETS you, climbs down your throat, and makes you gag! For that to happen, you need the launcher --- alcohol, or decomposing sugar! So, a good recipe for success would be some marginally bad hamburger topped with chili, followed by a couple of shots of very cheap tequila. Allow the mixture to swirl in your gut for 3 to 6 hours, then get ready to RUMBLE!

There are many combinations that will work, and we encourage you to experiment and share your results with us, so that we can compare and contrast the results. In order to help you get started, we've compiled a list of items that are great stinkers, launchers, or a combination of both. Again, please use caution and stay away from candles.