As you may have noticed, Ifarted.com is just starting to take shape, and we need your help! Your comments, thoughts, ideas, jokes, and of course FART FILES are greatly appreciated! If you're a good writer with thoughts on this important topic, we could use a human columnist on this site!

We're looking to have a spectacular grand opening SOON, and it will be a very cool one indeed, with free Ifarted.com T-shirt giveaways, farting contests, and more. Again, your ideas, thoughts, and suggestions are appreciated.

Sorry for the lack of useful information on this page today, but that will change in the very near future, as we put our nose to the wind and tell you what we find! Please bookmark this site and check it often!

Yours Truly,
- Vapors The Cat